Someone told me to try horse manure on my rhubarb. I have to say, I still prefer custard… New idea : invisible aircraft I can’t see that taking off… Some small aquatic mammals have escaped from the Zoo… Otter chaos… Studies have shown that cows will produce more milk when the farmer talks to them…Continue reading “Friday Jokes”
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Here’s some jokes ….
I’m in so much debt, I can’t afford to pay my electric bill. These are the darkest days of my life. If the number 666 is considered evil… Is 25.8069758 the root of all evil? But I’ll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. IContinue reading “Here’s some jokes ….”
Some Jokes for Monday.
I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says it’s terminal. I said to my boss, “Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?” He said, “It’s May.” I said, “Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?” Just ordered a takeaway from the local Chinese. IContinue reading “Some Jokes for Monday.”
Friday’s Jokes.
My granddad asked me how to print on his computer. I told him it’s Ctrl-P. He said he hasn’t been able to do that for ages. So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means!? It’s not the end of the world! Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers. IContinue reading “Friday’s Jokes.”
Jokes of the day.
Farmers are leaving Facebook in droves. Every time they put down a post. Somebody takes a fence. I couldn’t sleep last night so I read a dictionary By 03:00 I was past caring. My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met. I’m not buying it. I once dated a girl who had aContinue reading “Jokes of the day.”
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