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Some Jokes for Monday.

I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says it’s terminal. I said to my boss, “Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?” He said, “It’s May.” I said, “Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?” Just ordered a takeaway from the local Chinese. IContinue reading “Some Jokes for Monday.”

Friday’s Jokes.

My granddad asked me how to print on his computer. I told him it’s Ctrl-P. He said he hasn’t been able to do that for ages. So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means!? It’s not the end of the world! Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers. IContinue reading “Friday’s Jokes.”

Jokes of the day.

Farmers are leaving Facebook in droves. Every time they put down a post. Somebody takes a fence. I couldn’t sleep last night so I read a dictionary By 03:00 I was past caring. My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met. I’m not buying it. I once dated a girl who had aContinue reading “Jokes of the day.”