I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can’t remember his name, it’s P something T something R. If you see someone doing a crossword today, lean over and say 7up is lemonade. My teacher always said, “violence is never the answer”. I’m stuck on the last clue on a £1000 prize crossword. 26Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Crosswords”
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Chemistry Jokes
Explore a beaker of chemistry jokes—from atomic puns to reaction riddles. Perfect for science enthusiasts and pun lovers alike, these witty one-liners will have you laughing along every step of the periodic table.
Joke of the Day: Royalty
Which king invented the fireplace? Alfred The Grate. I’ve invented a new Kings of Leon smoke alarm . Instead of just beeping it goes, Whooooooooooooooooooohhhoooooooooooa your house is on fire. Simba was always the last of the pride to get out of bed. He was the lie-in king. Why is it that so many KingsContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Royalty”
Joke of the Day: Tea and Coffee
I’m about to have a cup of dangerous coffee. Safe tea first though. I just read that Rod Stewart has five drinks of tea a day, all of varying sizes. The first cup is the deepest… My Dad used to say “Take everything with a pinch of salt”. Lovely man, made terrible tea though… JustContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Tea and Coffee”
Joke of the Day: Flies
Bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today. Sprayed it all over myself, and I still can’t fly. What if the fly on the wall told the elephant in the room about the skeleton in the cupboard…? What do you call a fly with no wings? Still a fly. The irony is unfortunate,Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Flies”
Dentist Jokes
Looking for a reason to smile? Our dentist jokes are packed with toothy puns and light-hearted humour about drills, fillings, and floss. Whether you’re a patient or a practitioner, these gags are guaranteed to brighten your day—no anaesthetic required!
Joke of the Day: Tennis
Ace your day with our collection of hilarious tennis jokes! From witty wordplay to clever quips, find the perfect jokes to share with your tennis buddies or enjoy solo. Ideal for players, fans, and anyone who loves a good laugh.
Joke of the Day: Success
I’ve just successfully bred a cross between a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I bet that’ll come back to bite me… My mate needed a bone marrow transplant. We found a match in Argentina. The operation was a success. Our thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor. I started carrying a knife after an attemptedContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Success”
Joke of the Day: Money
Never give a donation to anyone collecting for a marathon. They’ll take the money and run. Rabbit hutch salesmen. They’ll give you a run for your money… In the betting shop and my friend told me to put all my money on a horse named Landfill.. Turns out it was a rubbish tip. My farmerContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Money”
Birthday Jokes
Brighten up the birthday party with our collection of birthday jokes! Packed with clever puns and witty one-liners, these jokes are perfect for cards, speeches, or celebrating friends and family of all ages.
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