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Mega Joke Bundle!

Here is mega joke bundle of fun for Tueday .. I hope you enjoy the jokes!

Friday Funnies!

A selection of Jokes to lift your spirits and help you get to the weekend!

A coworker named Celsius recently retired at my work, so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him. He’s the new temp. Me: licking lips in anticipation I’m nervous. I’ve never done a bungee jump before. Instructor: don’t lick my lips again. My Himalayan friend has a cow that refuses to stand up. IContinue reading “Thursday Funnies!”

Wednesday Jokes!

Some Jokes for Wednesday.
I hope you enjoy them.

Tuesday Jokes!

Today’s Jokes ….

Friday Funnies!

I’m putting back together my band called ‘Bubble Wrap’. All we do is pop… I wasn’t expecting the pizza delivery guy to turn up tonight wearing a Gloria Gaynor face mask! At first I was afraid… During the recent toilet paper shortage I had to resort to using a calendar to wipe with… I’m gladContinue reading “Friday Funnies!”

Monday Mega Joke Bundle

My Dad always used to tell me, “Don’t be quick to find faults.” He was a lovely man. Terrible geologist though. My girlfriend just left me because of my obsession with cricket. It’s really hit me for 6. My wife has kicked me out of the house because of my bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. ButContinue reading “Monday Mega Joke Bundle”

Thursday Fun

I once saw two octopuses that looked exactly the same… They must have been itentacle twins. I was at a funeral the other day and a couple in front of me were loudly arguing about which herb goes best with which fish. I could only think it wasn’t the Thyme or Plaice. Why do cowsContinue reading “Thursday Fun”

Mid Week Jokes

I’ve recently been listening to the audio book version of ‘The Lord of the Rings’ read by Robert De Niro… It’s Tolkein Italian… Our local chiropodist has been arrested as he keeps stealing small pieces of nail after treating patients. He’s a clipped toe maniac… Someone asked me if I could name any famous Syrians.Continue reading “Mid Week Jokes”

Some Jokes for Tuesday.

Please remember, for every Rich Tea biscuit, there are currently thousands of tea biscuits living in poverty… My wife and I met on a website for dolphin impersonators. We clicked straight away. If you don’t sniff the air and go ‘Ooh – someone’s having a barbecue!’, are you even British?! Doctor: Your DNA is backwards.Continue reading “Some Jokes for Tuesday.”