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Quote of the Day: Opportunity
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” Wayne Gretzky Wayne Gretzky is a Canadian former professional ice hockey player and coach. He is widely regarded as one of the greatest players in the history of the sport, and he holds or shares 61 National Hockey League (NHL) records. He is known by theContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Opportunity”
The Sage and the Trapeze
A wise old Sage in white robes stoodBeneath the circus big top, so goodHe looked up high and saw the trapezeAnd knew that’s where his wisdom would please With steady steps, he climbed the ropeHis robes a-flutter, not a hopeHe reached the platform, took a breathAnd launched himself, with all his strength He flew throughContinue reading “The Sage and the Trapeze”
Thought of the Day: Tobacco
Tobacco companies kill their best customers Cigarettes were first introduced to the United Kingdom in the late 1800s, and to the United States in the mid-1880s. In the UK, cigarette sales are estimated to be around 12.5 billion cigarettes per year. In the US, cigarette sales are estimated to be around 250 billion cigarettes perContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Tobacco”
Quote of the Day: Opportunity
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” Thomas Edison Thomas Edison was an American inventor and businessman who is considered one of the most prolific inventors of all time. He is credited with developing many devices that greatly influenced life around the world, including the phonograph,Continue reading “Quote of the Day: Opportunity”
Joke of the Day: Royalty
Which king invented the fireplace? Alfred The Grate. I’ve invented a new Kings of Leon smoke alarm . Instead of just beeping it goes, Whooooooooooooooooooohhhoooooooooooa your house is on fire. Simba was always the last of the pride to get out of bed. He was the lie-in king. Why is it that so many KingsContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Royalty”
The Sage and the Tree
A wise old Sage in white robes stoodBeneath a tree, both tall and goodHe looked up at the leaves so greenAnd pondered what he’d yet to glean With steady steps, he climbed the barkHis robes a-flutter, not a harkHe reached the top and let out a sighFor the view from up there, reached the skyContinue reading “The Sage and the Tree”
Thought of the Day: Asleep
In order to fall asleep we have to pretend to be asleep. It is not necessarily true that one must pretend to be asleep in order to fall asleep. However, it can be helpful to engage in sleep-promoting activities such as relaxation techniques or a bedtime routine to signal to the body that it isContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Asleep”
Advice of the Day: Torch
No flashlight on your phone? Take a photo of the sun, and use it in the dark. The Sun is the brightest object in the solar system. It is more than a million times brighter than the next brightest object, the planet Venus. The brightness of a phone torch typically ranges from 10-100 lux. TheContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Torch”
The Sage and the Sea
In the depths of the ocean blue,A wise old Sage swam into view.With wrinkles on his weathered face,He swam with grace and steady pace. His hair was white, his eyes were bright,He swam with all his vigour and might.He knew the secrets of the sea,And shared them all generously. He spoke of creatures great andContinue reading “The Sage and the Sea”
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