Friday’s facile fanfare of fake fairwells ….

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Hey, I may have Alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s..

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day in my fort.

Just come back from the London Marathon after-race party… I was hoping to see lots of famous celebrities, but all I saw were loads of b listers…

BREAKING NEWS!

Sir Paul McCartney has been disqualified from The London Marathon.

He was banned on the run…

I start my new job as an apprentice bell ringer tomorrow.

It’s my first day, so they’ll just be showing me the ropes…

I gave my pet bird a haircut, and now he thinks he’s James Bond…

He’s certainly a shorn canary…

I’ve opened up a shop selling uncaged birds.

They are flying off the shelves!

If laziness was an Olympic sport.

I’d come in fourth so I wouldn’t have to walk up to the…

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The Sage and the Lion


A wise old Sage in white robes stood,
With lion fierce beside him, good.
He tamed the beast with gentle hand,
And wisdom to which understand.



With words of peace and calm control,
He guided lion’s heart and soul.
No longer fierce and filled with rage,
The lion now was calm and sage.



Together they walked through the land,
A bond between them, strong and grand.
The lion’s roar was now a purr,
As Sage and beast, they did concur.



And all who saw them were amazed,
At how the lion now was tamed.
For wisdom is a truly powerful thing,
And in The Sage’s heart, it did sing.


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Quote of the Day: Vegetables

My mate just passed his NVQ in vegetarianism.

He’s quiche stage one.

I was once abducted by aliens.

They made me wash my hands, blow my nose, clean my room, and eat my vegetables…

Turns out I was on the mothership.

My local greengrocer has won a contract to supply root vegetables to the South African rugby team…

I thought ‘That’s a turnip for the Boks.’

Where does a vegetarian go on holiday?..

Quornwall

This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from Vegetarian Club.

I was confused, I’d never met herbivore.

I’m really happy with my vegetable patch.

I haven’t wanted a vegetable in weeks…

I had to give up my vegetarian diet.

Turns out they’re a lot harder to catch than cows.

Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.

A vegan said to me, people who sell meat are disgusting.

I replied people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.

I just turned down a job delivering for my local fruit and veg shop…

They offered to pay me in vegetables, but the celery was unacceptable.

I’m fed up with vegetarians interrogating me about my eating habits…

It’s like the spinach inquisition!

I’m surrounded by pickled vegetables in jars.

It’s like Piccalilli Circus here.

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Advice of the Day: Stupidity


Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

The advice “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups” may not be the most constructive or respectful way to approach group dynamics, so this is not serious guidance!

That said, it is important to recognize that intelligence is one, but not the only, factor that contributes to a group’s success or failure. Other factors such as communication, collaboration, motivation, and leadership also play important roles. Additionally, it is not helpful to label individuals as “stupid” as this can be disrespectful and dismissive of their unique perspectives and experiences.

Instead of focusing on individual intelligence, it may be more helpful to focus on fostering a culture of open communication, respect, and inclusivity in group settings. This can help ensure that all members of the group feel valued and are able to contribute their unique strengths and perspectives to achieve common goals.

Individual personality and intelligence can have a significant impact on group dynamics in large groups. Here are some examples:

Personality: Different personalities may have different communication styles, which can affect how effectively they are able to communicate and collaborate with others in the group. For example, some people may be more introverted and prefer to work independently, while others may be more extroverted and enjoy working in groups. Additionally, some people may be more assertive and dominant in group settings, while others may be more passive and deferential. These differences in personality can impact how group members interact and may influence how decisions are made and tasks are delegated within the group.

Intelligence: Higher levels of intelligence may contribute to better problem-solving and decision-making within the group. More intelligent individuals may be able to think critically, analyze complex information, and generate creative solutions to problems. However, it is important to note that intelligence is not the only factor that contributes to group success and that other factors such as motivation, leadership, and communication skills are also important.

In general, it is important to recognize that every individual brings their own unique personality and intelligence to a group setting and that a diversity of perspectives and skills can be beneficial for group performance. It is also important to create a supportive and inclusive environment that values and respects each member’s contributions, regardless of their personality or intelligence.

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Thought of the Day: Money


You don’t own money, it’s just your turn with it.

The statement “you don’t own money, it’s just your turn with it” is a philosophical perspective on money that some people may subscribe to. The idea behind this statement is that money is a temporary possession that passes through individuals over time and that no one can truly “own” money in a permanent sense.

In practical terms, however, individuals do possess money for certain periods of time, whether it’s in the form of cash, bank deposits, or other financial assets. They can use the money to purchase goods and services, invest, save, or donate to charitable causes.

Ultimately, whether you believe that you truly own money or that it’s just your turn with it may come down to personal philosophy and perspective.

Coins were first used as money tokens in the 6th century BC in Lydia, which is now part of modern-day Turkey.

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The Sage and the Double Decker Bus


The wise old Sage with hair so white
Repaired the engine of a red bus so bright
With robes as white as driven snow
He worked with skill and steady flow



The gears and parts were old and worn
But with his wisdom, they were reborn
He tinkered and he tweaked with care
Ensuring the bus was in top repair



The engine hummed with newfound might
Thanks to The Sage’s expert insight
He climbed down from the bus with grace
And looked ahead with a smile on his face



The passengers would now travel hear and there
Thanks to The Sage’s timely fix and repair
In London town, the bus did roam
Thanks to The Sage who brought it back home.

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Quote of the Day: Courage

“Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.”

Winston Churchill

Winston Churchill was a British statesman and politician who served as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1940 to 1945 and again from 1951 to 1955. He is best known for leading the UK through its darkest hour during World War II, where he delivered inspiring speeches that rallied the nation and encouraged resistance against Nazi Germany. Churchill was also a prolific writer and won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1953 for his six-volume work, “The Second World War”. He remains an iconic figure in British history and is widely regarded as one of the greatest leaders of the 20th century.

This quote means that it takes courage to express your thoughts and opinions, but it also takes courage to listen to the thoughts and opinions of others. It highlights the importance of both speaking and listening in order to have meaningful conversations. It emphasizes that courage is needed for both expressing and receiving ideas and that both are necessary for successful communication. It requires courage to openly and actively engage in conversation and to consider different perspectives, even if it challenges one’s own beliefs.

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Advice of the Day: Targets


To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

This is not good advice! The advice of “shooting first and calling whatever you hit the target” is not appropriate when it comes to life goals or long-term aims. While it’s important to take action and make progress toward your goals, blindly “shooting first” without proper planning and consideration can be a recipe for disappointment and frustration.

A more effective approach is to take the time to clearly define your goals and to develop a well-thought-out plan to achieve them. This includes setting realistic and achievable targets, identifying any potential roadblocks or challenges, and developing strategies to overcome them. Additionally, it’s important to remain flexible and adaptable as you work towards your goals, being willing to adjust your plan as needed based on new information or changes in circumstances.

Another key aspect of achieving your goals is persistence and determination. Pursuing your goals can often be a long and challenging journey, and it’s important to remain focused and committed even in the face of setbacks or obstacles. With a clear plan, a flexible mindset, and a determined spirit, you can successfully work towards achieving your life goals and long-term aims.

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Thought of the Day: Jaws


Our jaws can only bite upwards. So you can’t actually bite down.

Our jaws have evolved to be able to open wide and move up and down to chew food. Because of the shape of our teeth, the jaw is only able to move upwards and cannot move downwards. This means that our jaws are not able to actually bite down.

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Joke of the Day: Garden

In order to make a relationship work you have to make a lot of sacrifices….

Which is why I keep a large number of goats in my garden.

My mate dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water….

I think he meant well.

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

I spotted Ronnie O’Sullivan at the garden centre yesterday.

I think he was eyeing up a plant…

Q) How do you stop moles from digging up your garden?

A) Hide their spades.

I asked my wife to pick 6 stems of asparagus from the garden.

She came back with 7.

The last one is just a spare I guess.

I bought a ‘self-assembly’ bird table last week…

I put it in the garden and they haven’t even opened the box yet!

A gambling gardener usually hedges his bets.

Now we are into November, I’ve put up a marquee in my garden with flashing lights and funky music.

Is this the winter of my disco tent?

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