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Joke of the Day: Pub
My mate works in a pub and likes to dress up as Mother Theresa. It’s the best fancy dress costume I’ve ever seen, bar nun. The bartender told me they are about to start Happy Hour. So he asked me to leave. Just moved to a really rough area, I went to the local pubContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Pub”
Thought of the Day: Invisibilty
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Quote of the Day: Be Yourself
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” Oscar Wilde Oscar Fingal O’Flahertie Wills Wilde tragically died from meningitis at age 46. He was an Irish poet and playwright renowned for his witty quotes. This message is simple and direct … you have no choice other than to be you! Embrace and celebrate that thought. ThankContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Be Yourself”
Joke of the Day: Negative
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He would stop at nothing to avoid them. I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, thereContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Negative”
Thought of the Day: Bacon
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Joke of the Day: Tax
Why are Sherlock Holmes’ taxes so low? Because he’s a master of deduction. Why does Santa spend January filling in his tax return? Because he’s elf employed. If I had £1 for every time I looked on the negative side of things, I’d have a huge tax bill. My local tax office is a lovelyContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Tax”
Thought of the Day: Sponges
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Quote of the Day: Your Worth
“Your worth consists in what you are and not in what you have.” Thomas Edison Thomas Alva Edison (February 11, 1847 – October 18, 1931) invented the phonograph, the motion picture camera, and early versions of the electric light bulb, He supported women’s suffrage and was an advocate for non-viloence. This quote helps ground usContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Your Worth”
Bees and Wasps Jokes
Explore a collection of bee and wasp jokes that will have you buzzing with laughter. From witty puns to clever one-liners, these jokes are perfect for adding a touch of humor to your day.
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