It’s very expensive to eat 3 times a day. Wake up later, miss breakfast, and save money. It is commonly believed that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, as it provides the energy and nutrients needed to start the day on the right foot after a night of fasting. Eating a nutritiousContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Breakfast”
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Thought of the Day: Daydreams
Can you daydream at night? A daydream is more of an idle thought or fantasy that takes place during the day, while a night dream is a vivid, often surreal dream that occurs during sleep. Here are some interesting facts on daydreaming: Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buyContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Daydreams”
The Sage and The Wrestling Monkey
A wise old man, with wisdom sage,once met a monkey in a wrestling cage.The monkey fierce, and muscle bound,was ready for the fight, to astound. The Sage approached him with a smile,“Monkey, why do you grapple and pile?Is it for fame, or wealth, the wish to devour?Or is there something else you empower?” The monkeyContinue reading “The Sage and The Wrestling Monkey”
Joke of the Day: Friends
Just changed my Facebook name to ‘benefits’ so when you add me it says ‘You are now friends with benefits’. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realised that toucan play at that game. An inventor shows his friend the first knife ever. His friend says, “Wow! That’sContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Friends”
Quote of the Day: Defeat
“Defeat is not bitter unless you swallow it.” Joe Clark Joe Clark was the 16th Prime Minister of Canada from 1979 to 1980. He was the leader of the Progressive Conservative Party of Canada and the first Conservative Prime Minister since John Diefenbaker. He was an outspoken advocate of constitutional reform. This quote means thatContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Defeat”
The Sage Juggles Fire
The wise old Sage, with grey in his hair,Juggled fire with nimble care.On the streets he would busk,His skills a sight not to be hushed. With a twirl and a spin,He juggled fire, not to win.But to show the young and old,That wisdom can be bold. For in his eyes, a flame did glisten,A sparkContinue reading “The Sage Juggles Fire”
Advice of the Day: Wipers
If you leave your wipers up, an officer won’t be able to leave a fine. Your money will be saved. Here are some reported cases of large parking fines: In London, UK, in 2019, a motorist was issued a fine of £160,000 (approximately $205,000 USD) for repeatedly parking in a designated doctor-only parking spot nearContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Wipers”
Thought of the Day: Straws
Does a straw have one hole or two? Here are some facts about straws: Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)
The Sage and the Jigsaw Puzzle
A wise old Sage with wrinkled faceSat quietly in his special placeWith puzzle pieces spread all aroundHe made not a single sound He worked with care, piece by pieceHis wisdom on full display, at leastHe knew just where each one belongedWith patience and skill, he never wronged As the puzzle began to take shapeA senseContinue reading “The Sage and the Jigsaw Puzzle”
Joke of the Day: Crosswords
I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can’t remember his name, it’s P something T something R. If you see someone doing a crossword today, lean over and say 7up is lemonade. My teacher always said, “violence is never the answer”. I’m stuck on the last clue on a £1000 prize crossword. 26Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Crosswords”
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