Joke of the Day: History

Need to find out the cost of buying one of those Elizabethan circular neck garments for a fancy dress party. Can anyone give me a ruff estimate? What do you call your average ancient Greek? Mediocrates. 100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Nowadays everyone has a car andContinue reading “Joke of the Day: History”

The Sage and the Polar Bear

There once was a wise old SageWhose wisdom knew no ageHe roamed the land, so free and wildHis knowledge great, his nature mild One day, he met a polar bearWhose strength, he couldn’t compareThe bear challenged him to a raceAcross the ice, at a rapid pace The Sage smiled and took the betHe knew he’dContinue reading “The Sage and the Polar Bear”

Advice of the Day: Dustbusters

Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time. You should never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time because it can be dangerous for both you and the cat. The suction power of a Dustbuster can be strong enough to harm a cat, causing injury or discomfort. In addition,Continue reading “Advice of the Day: Dustbusters”

The 10 best Dog Quotes of all time?

Here are my ten favourite quotes on dogs: 1. “The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.” – Charles de Gaulle2. “Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” – Roger Caras3. “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more thanContinue reading “The 10 best Dog Quotes of all time?”

The Sage and the Lightning

Once there was a wise old SageWhose knowledge filled the pageHe roamed the earth, far and wideHis words of wisdom, never denied One stormy night, he stood so stillWith hands outstretched, atop a hillHe caught the lightning from the skyIts power, he harnessed with a sigh With his mind so sharp, and heart so trueHeContinue reading “The Sage and the Lightning”