Quote of the Day: Life

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”

Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde was an Irish playwright, novelist, poet, and essayist of the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He is best known for his comedic plays, such as “The Importance of Being Earnest,” as well as for his novel “The Picture of Dorian Gray.” He was known for his wit and flamboyant personality, and his work often deals with themes of aestheticism, homosexuality, and social class.

Wilde was an important figure in the aesthetic movement of the late 19th century, which emphasized art for art’s sake and the pursuit of beauty. He was also an important figure in the early homosexual rights movement, although he was not openly gay during his lifetime. He was put on trial for homosexuality in 1895 and was sentenced to two years of hard labor. The experience shattered him both physically and mentally, and after his release, he lived in poverty and obscurity until his death in 1900 at the age of 46. Despite the scandal at the end of his life, Wilde was celebrated as one of the greatest wits of his time and his legacy continues. His works are still widely read and performed today, and he is considered an important figure in the history of literature.

This quote is often attributed to Oscar Wilde and it suggests that many people simply go through the motions of life without truly experiencing it or living fully. To “exist” in this context means to go through the motions of life, to simply be alive, without truly engaging with the world around you. On the other hand, “to live” means to actively participate in life, to experience it fully, and to make the most of the time that you have. In short, this quote is suggesting that many people aren’t truly living and experiencing life to the fullest, but are just getting by.

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The Sage and the Snowman


A wise old Sage, with hair of grey,
Once met a snowman on a winter’s day.
With twinkling eyes and a smile so kind,
He asked the snowman, “What’s on your mind?”



The snowman said, “I’m feeling cold,
And my nose is looking rather old.
I wish that I could be like you,
Warm and wise, and full of virtue.”



The Sage replied, “My dear snow friend,
You need not worry ’til the very end.
For wisdom comes in many forms,
And even snowmen have their norms.”



“Embrace the cold and all its might,
For it’s in winter’s darkest night
That we learn to shine just like the sun,
And that, my dear, is where true wisdom’s begun.”



The snowman smiled, and with a nod,
He realized he was not a dud.
For in his own unique way,
He too could shine, every single day.



The Sage and snowman parted ways,
But the lesson of The Sage will always stay
With the snowman, now wise and bold,
A story that will forever be told.

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Thought of the Day: Time Travel

If time travel was invented, does that mean it’s always existed?

This thought depends on one’s perspective and the specific model of time travel being considered. Some theories of physics, such as the Novikov self-consistency principle and the grandfather paradox, suggest that the ability to travel through time would imply the existence of a self-consistent, predetermined timeline in which events are immutable. In this view, time travel would always have existed, but the ability to access it would be limited by our technological capabilities.

On the other hand, other theories of physics, such as the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, suggest that the act of time travel could create new, parallel timelines. In this view, time travel would not have always existed, but would come into existence as a result of the act of time travel itself.

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The Sage and the Aeroplane


The wise old Sage, a master of the skies,
Flew in his plane with a twinkle in his eyes.
With a steady hand and a heart full of grace,
He soared above the clouds, a sight to embrace.



Through the winds and storms, he flew with ease,
Guided by the stars and the gentle breeze.
His wisdom and knowledge, as vast as the sea,
Helped him navigate the skies with such glee.



With the sun on his face and the wind in his hair,
He felt alive and free, without a care.
His journey was long, but his spirit was strong,
As he flew towards the horizon, where he belonged.



With a final salute and a smile on his face,
The wise old Sage landed in his home base.
His journey was over, but his tale would remain,
Of a wise old Sage, flying an aeroplane.

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Joke of the Day: Flies

Bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today.

Sprayed it all over myself, and I still can’t fly.

What if the fly on the wall told the elephant in the room about the skeleton in the cupboard…?

What do you call a fly with no wings?

Still a fly.

The irony is unfortunate, but the name doesn’t change.

I’ve just watched an interesting factual TV programme about a man who tries to hit insects with a rolled up newspaper…

It was a fly-on-the-wall documentary.

I’ve got a problem with insects in my house so I bought some flypapers,

Now I’ve got fifteen of them reading the sports section…

What do you call a retired fly?

A flew.

A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray, and asked the assistant, “Is this good for flies?”

“No, it kills them.”

I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper.

She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.

That fly didn’t stand a chance.

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied her!

I’ve just got back from fly fishing.

I caught a lovely bluebottle.

What do you call a dancing fly?

A jitterbug.

I just watched a fly crash into my window.

All it felt was pane.

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Quote of the Day: Happy Life & Death

“As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.”

Leonardo da Vinci

Leonardo da Vinci (1452-1519) was an Italian polymath, artist, and scientist. He is widely considered one of the most important figures in the history of art and science. He is best known for his paintings such as the Mona Lisa and The Last Supper, but his talents extended far beyond the realm of art. He was also a skilled inventor, engineer, and architect, as well as an accomplished musician, scientist, and mathematician.

In the field of art, Leonardo is considered one of the greatest painters of all time. He is known for his masterful use of technique and his ability to convey emotion and movement in his works. His painting of the Mona Lisa, for example, is known for its subtle expressions and the enigmatic smile of the woman in the painting.

In science and technology, he made important contributions in the fields of anatomy, optics, and hydrodynamics. He was fascinated by the workings of the human body and made many detailed drawings of the bones, muscles, and organs. He also studied optics and was able to make observations and discoveries about the behavior of light that was far ahead of his time.

Da Vinci also made significant contributions in the field of engineering and architecture. He designed flying machines, weapons, and many other mechanical devices, but these designs were not built in his lifetime. He also designed many architectural projects, such as the dome of Milan Cathedral, and plans for canals, bridges, and even urban planning.

Da Vinci was also a prolific writer, and many of his notes and drawings have survived to the present day. These works, known as his “notebooks,” reveal his wide-ranging interests and his many ideas and inventions. They are considered an invaluable glimpse into the mind of one of the most brilliant and creative thinkers in human history.

The quote is suggesting that if one lives a good and fulfilling life, one will have no regrets or worries as one approaches death. Just as a day well spent leads to a peaceful night’s sleep, a life well spent leads to a peaceful death. The idea is that if you have lived a good life, you will have nothing to fear or be unhappy about when death comes.

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The Sage and the Orchestra


With a wave of his hand, The Sage began
An orchestra at his command
Each note in harmony, each sound so grand
His wisdom and skill, truly a wonder to behold



With a nod of his head, the violins played
Their melodies, soft and sweet, never to fade
The cellos, so rich, the basses, so bold
The Sage led them all, his story to unfold



The flutes sang high, the horns sang low
The drums beat on, the music began to flow
The Sage, so wise, knew just when to slow
His symphony, a masterpiece, for all to know



The crowd was in awe, as the sage conducted
His wisdom and skill, never to be outdone
The music, so pure, the notes, so perfectly connected
The Sage, a true artist, his work, never to be rejected.

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Thought of the Day: You are in a special club!

Out of every person to ever live only 7% are alive right now.

The exact percentage of people who are alive at any given time compared to the total number of people who have ever lived is difficult to determine, as it depends on a number of factors such as population growth rates and life expectancy. However, it’s estimated that the total number of people who have ever been born is around 108 billion, and the current global population is around 7.9 billion, so the percentage of people alive now compared to those who have ever lived would be around 7%.

It’s also important to note that the population has been growing exponentially in the last century and the world population reached 1 billion in 1804, 2 billion in 1927, 3 billion in 1960, 4 billion in 1974, 5 billion in 1987, 6 billion in 1999, and reached 7 billion in 2011. The world population reached 8 billion people on November 15, 2022, according to the United Nations. so the percentage of people who are alive today compared to those who have ever lived is likely to be even smaller.

It’s a rough estimate, but it’s true that the vast majority of people who have ever lived are no longer alive.

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Advice of the Day: Kids getting along …

If your kids suddenly start getting along and are nice to each other for no reason, be very suspicious.

Sibling rivalry refers to the competitive relationship or feelings of jealousy and resentment that may occur between brothers and sisters. It is a common phenomenon and can manifest in various forms such as fighting, arguing, or competition for parental attention or resources. The intensity and duration of sibling rivalry can vary greatly from family to family and can be influenced by factors such as birth order, personality, and parenting style.

While sibling rivalry is a common and normal aspect of family life, it is not always present or intense. Some siblings may have a close and harmonious relationship without experiencing much rivalry. This is also a good thing and is something that parents should appreciate and encourage. However, if the lack of rivalry is due to one child being neglected or isolated, it could be a sign of a more serious problem that parents should address.

It is important for parents to provide a supportive and nurturing environment for their children and to encourage positive relationships between siblings. Parents should also be aware of the individual needs and personalities of each child and work to foster a sense of fairness and respect in their interactions with each other. Open communication and positive parenting techniques can help to reduce the negative effects of sibling rivalry and promote a healthy and harmonious relationship between siblings.

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Dentist Jokes

Toothfully Funny: A Smile-Inducing Collection of Dentist Jokes

Ready for a dose of dental hilarity? Our compilation of dentist jokes brings the humour from the exam chair to your screen—no drills required! From chin‑up puns about filling cavities to quirky quips about flossing habits, this page is designed to lighten the mood and make your next check‑up feel like a comedy show. So, sit back, open wide, and enjoy a selection of dentist-approved chuckles that’ll leave you grinning from ear to ear.

I had to change dentists.

The last one hurt my fillings.

A dentist and a manicurist had a terrible fight.

They fought tooth and nail.

My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “Do you smoke or drink coffee?”.

I told him I drink it.

What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?

Denis.

Dentists are going on strike…

Brace yourselves.

I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said “Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place…

” I asked “Are you single??”

She replied “No, I’m a dentist.”

What do dentists call X-rays?

Tooth pics.

My friend has written a book about equine dentistry.

I asked him how he found his information and he told me it was straight from the horses mouth…

WANTED: Someone to brush their teeth with me.

Because 9/10 dentists say brushing alone won’t help tooth decay.

When is the best time for a dentist appointment?

Tooth hurty.

What did the dentist say to Tiger Woods?

“You have a hole in one. “

Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth pulled out?

Dentist: £500

Patient: £500 for just a few minutes work? That’s hardly cheap.

Dentist: No worries, I’ll pull it out slowly if you prefer.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused to have an anaesthetic injection when he was going for a filling?

Apparently, he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes, who?

Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!

What’s a dentist’s favourite dinosaur?

A Flossiraptor

And that’s not all ….

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