Quote of the Day: Measuring Your Worth

In today’s Quote of the Day, The Sage reflects on social approval and independence. Measuring your worth by the regard of a clique can limit your freedom and shape your identity. A thoughtful reminder to value principles over popularity and to avoid becoming controlled by the opinions of a small group.

Advice of the Day: Choosing a Ringtone

The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles choosing a ringtone with bold, counter-intuitive wisdom. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide suggests using embarrassment as motivation to answer calls quickly, resulting in awkward, noisy, and highly effective phone habits.

This Day in History – 28 March 1853

In 1853, Thomas Rolls attacked Charlotte Carter with a razor in Stratford after their relationship ended. This Old Bailey case reveals a brutal attempted murder, a desperate struggle for survival, and a narrow escape from death in Victorian London, where domestic violence turned suddenly and violently life-threatening.

Boyfriend Jokes

A collection of funny boyfriend jokes featuring classic relationship humour, witty one-liners, and widely shared punchlines. These jokes capture the lighter side of romance, misunderstandings, and everyday couple dynamics, making them perfect for anyone who enjoys clean, relatable relationship comedy.

Construction Jokes

A collection of classic construction jokes featuring builders, tools, and life on site. Packed with familiar humour and clean punchlines, these jokes are perfect for anyone who enjoys light-hearted takes on construction work and the everyday challenges of building things properly.

Food Jokes

A collection of classic food jokes featuring well-known humour about cooking, ingredients, and everyday meals. Packed with familiar punchlines and clean comedy, these jokes are perfect for anyone who enjoys light-hearted humour about food and the fun side of eating.

Computer Jokes

A collection of classic computer jokes featuring tech humour, programming gags, and everyday digital frustrations. Packed with familiar punchlines and widely recognised jokes, this page is perfect for anyone who enjoys light-hearted humour about computers, coding, and modern technology.

Clock Jokes

A collection of classic clock jokes featuring time-based humour, familiar punchlines, and simple wordplay. These clean, widely recognised jokes are perfect for anyone who enjoys light-hearted humour about clocks, watches, and the passing of time.

Church Jokes

A collection of classic church jokes featuring well-known humour about sermons, priests, and congregations. Packed with familiar punchlines and clean comedy, these jokes offer a light-hearted look at church life and are perfect for anyone who enjoys timeless, respectful humour.

Cemetery Jokes

A collection of classic cemetery jokes featuring skeletons, ghosts, and graveyard humour. Packed with familiar punchlines and widely known gags, these clean jokes bring a light-hearted twist to spooky settings and are perfect for anyone who enjoys timeless Halloween-style humour.